Wild Beasts, v1.0

To be honest, the wildlife we've encountered thus far has been lacking in diversity, abundance, and ferocity. One point to Team Afrique. We're still winning though. By A LOT.

Do we really know why chickens do anything?

He didn't even put up a fight.

Moo or moo not. There is no try.

Not a gecko, still not a chameleon.

Perhaps we shouldn't have left an angry scorpian on the touristed steps of Phu Si hill.

Lesson learned: Ice cream has strange effects on women.

For the record, the men have been on a moonshine rice whiskey bender since day two and have slain all beasts in our path with our bare hands. It's really hard to take pictures while slaying beasts, btw.