Chiang Mai Syndrome

EXCLUSIVE: Thai government officials confirmed tonight that guerrilla forces from Team Indochinois have abducted a member of Team Afrique, known to her comrades as KC. Early reports indicate that KC is in good health and being treated humanely. According to a source close to the situation, KC may be suffering from Stockholm syndrome, in which kidnapping victims become attached to their victimizers. In a video released by Team Indochinois to the BBC, KC says "I'm alive and well. After Africa, I needed to be around a little more estrogen...and testosterone." It is unclear whether she is speaking under duress.